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Dead Inside But Caffeinated T-Shirt — Funny Coffee Lover Tee

$26.99
Bella + Canvas Colors: Natural
Clothing sizes: S
Quantity
30 days return policy.
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About the product
Light, a little wicked, and utterly relatable — this tee wears your morning mood with wry honesty. A soft, vintage-cream shirt carries a minimal ink illustration: a tiny skull hovering above a steaming coffee cup, with the hand-lettered phrase “Dead Inside but caffeinated.” It reads like a private joke between you and your mug — sleepy eyes, slow commute, relentless to-do list — but keeps you moving. The fabric drapes easily under a jacket or pairs with favorite jeans; the subtle neutral print fits into weekday routines, late-night study sessions, and slow weekend coffee runs. It’s a low-key statement piece for anyone who runs on dark roast and dry humor, blending comfort and personality without shouting for attention.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability and easy layering
- Retail crew-neck fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
- Side seams and tear-away label for improved structure and comfort
- Print methods: crisp Direct-to-Film (DTF) on most placements; some providers use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for vibrant sleeve or label prints
- REACH certified; sourced blank from Honduras; Bella+Canvas manufacturing standards and ethical certifications

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams

With side seams

Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit collar with seam

Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape

Shoulder tape

Shoulder tape

Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Sleeve Printing Techniques

Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Neck Label Printing Techniques

Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish

Age restrictions

Age restrictions

For adults

Other compliance information

Other compliance information

REACH Certified

Country of origin

Country of origin

Blank product sourced from Honduras

WashingBleachingDryingIroningDrycleaning

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.

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